PB Mac

Ingredients*:

Macaroni noodles
Peanut Butter
Olive Oil
Salt
Pepper
Seasoned Salt
Crushed Red Pepper
White Cheddar Popcorn Seasoning

*can substitute whichever spices and seasonings happen to be in your cupboard

Process:

Cook noodles
Put noodles in a bowl
Add olive oil until noodles are desired slipperiness
Add seasonings of choice
Add a small spoonful of peanut butter and stir until evenly distributed
Eat it
Wash dishes*

*optional step; can leave dishes in bedroom until they grow mold if desired